ThE MsN HouSE 4/2/05
play, come on dj play that song, play it all night long. just turn it up n turn it on says:(Lauren)
day 1 in the msn house:
play, come on dj play that song, play it all night long. just turn it up n turn it on says:
maggie has travelled to the kitchen
play, come on dj play that song, play it all night long. just turn it up n turn it on says:
on her hunt for food
play, come on dj play that song, play it all night long. just turn it up n turn it on says:
and lauren is left sitting alone talkin to.. herself
play, come on dj play that song, play it all night long. just turn it up n turn it on says:
day 2 in the msn house:
play, come on dj play that song, play it all night long. just turn it up n turn it on says:
maggie is gettin tired she has finally stepped into the kitchen
play, come on dj play that song, play it all night long. just turn it up n turn it on says:
lauren is gettin tired, she's falling asleep
play, come on dj play that song, play it all night long. just turn it up n turn it on says:
day 3 in the msn house:
play, come on dj play that song, play it all night long. just turn it up n turn it on says:
maggie has reached the fridge door
play, come on dj play that song, play it all night long. just turn it up n turn it on says:
lauren has twitched slightly
play, come on dj play that song, play it all night long. just turn it up n turn it on says:
day 4 in the msn house:
play, come on dj play that song, play it all night long. just turn it up n turn it on says:
maggie has opened the fridge door
smile like u mean it says:(Maggie)
*the audience are now watching intently*
play, come on dj play that song, play it all night long. just turn it up n turn it on says:
lauren has moved slightly
smile like u mean it says:
(pml btw)
play, come on dj play that song, play it all night long. just turn it up n turn it on says:
her hand from the mouse to the keybitch
play, come on dj play that song, play it all night long. just turn it up n turn it on says:
day 5 in the msn house:
play, come on dj play that song, play it all night long. just turn it up n turn it on says:
maggie has looked into the fridge and has confirmed she sees food
play, come on dj play that song, play it all night long. just turn it up n turn it on says:
lauren has done nothing interesting
day 6 in the msn house:
smile like u mean it says:
we have lost all contact with maggie
play, come on dj play that song, play it all night long. just turn it up n turn it on says:
lol (watching)
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we assume she ate the fridge and decided not to come back....
play, come on dj play that song, play it all night long. just turn it up n turn it on says:
lololol excellent
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day 7 in the msn house:
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lauren weeping slowly as she wakes from her delicate slumber
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day 8 in the msn house:
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we have i repeat made contact to maggie she is alive...
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she has slipped on a tomato
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she didnt see tht coming did she
lolololol lmao!!
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lauren has made no movement and feels a slight hunger
play, come on dj play that song, play it all night long. just turn it up n turn it on says:
lol lovin this
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she thinks....
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we will go back to her and ask wot she is thinking later
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day 10 in the msn house:
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no wait.... day 9 in the msn house:
play, come on dj play that song, play it all night long. just turn it up n turn it on says:
lolol
play, come on dj play that song, play it all night long. just turn it up n turn it on says:
lmao
smile like u mean it says:
maggie still hasnt decided wot to eat this may take a while
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and lauren is still thinking
play, come on dj play that song, play it all night long. just turn it up n turn it on says:
and the person speaking is getting bored and angry and now shouting at the cameraman "y arent they doing nything"
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the person speaking has now died
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the cameraman killed him (hehe)
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and shall be sent to find maggie on her desperate journey for food
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day 11 in the house:
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meanwhille...
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lauren has stop thinking
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she knos shes deffin hungry
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the person typing the days has went on holiday
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we have a job open for all day typers
please send ur application forms to: msn house people, msn house, PO BOX 262 PQ3
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and we have info tht we r not meant to be advertising jobs on this program
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soz for the inconvience but maggies dinner is getting cold
day 12 in the msn house:
smile like u mean it says:
maggie has decided wot to eat (yipee)
lauren knos shes hungry but she decides to ignore it n slowly steps to the pc
back by popular demand ~ the typer
day 13 in the msn house:
maggie is deciding the best possible way to cook her food
smile like u mean it says:
lauren is thinking she maybe lost for days who knos
there is a distrubance in the house
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omg
there is a squirrel in the house
there is no sign of lauren recovering from her deep thought session
she *humms*
we do not kno wot she is humming
day 14 in the msn house:
the squirrel is trying to steel maggies food
maggie is wrestling with the squirrel she shouts *where the f*** did this large rodent come from*
day 15 in the msn house:
maggie sees the squirrel staring at her with big black inky eyes and he says to her *maggie am gona stalk u and steal all ur food from u and u will never eat again!!!* and she shouts *u lil prick im gona open a can of whoopass on ur furry lil hinee*
smile like u mean it says:
pml!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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tht so fucking funnny
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im lovin it
play, come on dj play that song, play it all night long. just turn it up n turn it on says:
then suddenly laurens left eyelid opens slowly and catches a glimpse of the evil squirrel. she tries to move but the laziness has overtaken. she manages to whisper slightly... *im..hungry*
play, come on dj play that song, play it all night long. just turn it up n turn it on says:
day 16 in the msn house:
maggie gets pissed off at the squirrel, she has given her last growl. she plays dead and the squirrel crawls over to her and says *hey u missy im gona eat u not ur food!*
and she quickly snatches the squirrel and then they two are caught in a death grip as lauren attempts to...make toast. laurens in the kitchen wen all of a sudden her cheek becomes attached to the side of the toaster as she had the intention of listnin to her toast crackle away as she got it confused with.. rice krispies
day 17 in the msn house:
we have confirmed that lauren is suffering from confusionism
maggie has decided that the squirrel (nicknamed lucifer by our viewers) is no longer worth moving for so she pretends to give in and stands up extremely slowly. lucifer scuffles up to maggie and gives her the smallest finger then she decides shes tired and very hungry so 'accidently' falls to the ground with a thump and a shmush of lucifer, the now extinct squirrel. maggie sniggers and then she remembers lauren.
play, come on dj play that song, play it all night long. just turn it up n turn it on says:
lauren, sittin next to the toast she wanted badly, has become friends with the toaster, now permanently attached to her cheek.
the krew members burry of what is left from lucifer
and gives a lil prayer... Amen.
to be continued . . . .
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