Our motto: Do Wot U Want

31/12/04

Train of Random Thoughts

My dictionary is happy to see you after u left the thesaurus lying at the dumpster full of unspoken words and untied shoelaces waiting to be sowed back together by Johnny depp and his chicken friend who smelt j.lo's bum and auctioned off a toad called Britney *blink blink* then walked into on-coming traffic and a hum dinger of a muffin ate her then went home to tickle Adam Sandler and the alien pencil case split in half and found a live wire underneath the chainsaw and a bowl of rice and a bottle of juice listening to Madonna moaning about her fat iron that had puppy dog ears and anorexic fishes with a glowing light ran towards the jelly baby and shouted out don’t let me jump over the pink broomstick or i'll fart in ur face and you'll never see daylight again, well not at least till morning and it'll burn ur eyes so badly you'll need electroshock treatment in ur eyebrows and under ur arms and on ur big toe which will turn purple and become a magnet and stick to ur nostril and then you'll be yelling my belly hair is smelly and i have caps everywhere and on my cheese-string there will be a guitar talking to a duck with one eye and a chicken with a gimpy leg bought new glasses from pizza hut also had a serious chat with santa and his elf friend danny devito and his shark friend bob who only had three toes and a floppy forehead who needed botox like the piano reading harry potter a bed time story and the shining to the kids and cooking fish for the Indians who were actually vegetarians left abandoned by the evil socks who ate humans so beware when ur in the toilet by urself!

-This was a game we made up last year you say the first thing that comes to your mind and u make a long sentence out of it. Its fun u shud try it.-

ahh confusion we meet again says:(Lauren)